Chase what matters

captcouch:

I regret every minute I spent making this.

Didn’t stay away from his vodka. 

kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

C: Yeah, I did pretty well on the math test, good thing they gave us the equations.

R: Wha de fuk?

C: Yeah in the shared folder on the desktop.

R: Are you fooking keeding me. I could have gotten a ninety five eef i knew they were thea.

C: You’re the one who told me they were there, remember?

R: OH ME fooking god. I do rememba I told yooh. [raging intensifies] and I remembah the teecha told usssFUUUUUUUUUOOOOK

My roomate is from Africa
R: hey chaes what de time? C: 9:46 R: waow C: yeah………. Wow?

My roomate is from Africa

R: hey chaes what de time?
C: 9:46
R: waow
C: yeah………. Wow?

chakwa:

What if Ebonics evolved into black people talking with a rhythm

Apparently this is already a thing. They call it “rap music”.

What if Ebonics evolved into black people talking with a rhythm

Had a dream that I agreed to start dating a stripper. Later in the dream I was haunted by some sort of demon but I had to eat the body to get un-haunted. Only woke up once.

psychoticsiren:

schaloime:

Favorite Shots of my Axton cosplay.
I couldn’t help cosplaying my hands down favourit of Borderlands 2. 

Connichi was way too awesome. Thanks to my lovely cosplay group. <3 Love you all! :)

Bless

Saw this guy in the cafeteria today. I think he wants to sell me something or check my privileges.

Saw this guy in the cafeteria today. I think he wants to sell me something or check my privileges.

I have an irrational fear of garbage trucks

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have